Too many postings make the blogger's fingers go numb

In my neighborhood, a theatre group called the Neo-Futurists has for many years put on a show called Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind: 30 Plays in 60 Minutes. I thought I'd try and catch up on my blogging by using the TMLMTBGB model and posting as many items as possible in one hour. More to come in a couple minutes...